shampoo commercial...that ticks!

Gbex says: I died laughing at this TV commercial... Just see for yourself why... View the video after the jump:



TVC Spoof presented during NSDA MYA Youth Jam last September 2007. No animals or insects were harmed during the shoot (except on these 4 creatures). Enjoy! All other trademarks contained herein are the property of their respective owners.

KUya Dom's Picks for Project Lafftrip Laffapallooza

@ 11:30Am, Saturday 4-5-08 USA time Dom says, I have two picks for the project Lafftrip Laffapallooza...

I am sorry that I had to pick only two blogs since I do not really bloghop and roam the blogosphere so these are the only two sites that I frequently visit when I am feeling blue at the monastery and want to give myself a big crack to laugh inside my cell...and they are ReynaElena and AnakNiKulapo ...

I’m voting these two blogs as FIRST in Rank , so they share a tie for rank ONE, of the Philippines' Most favorite Humor Bloggers...

Rank ONE because: ReynaElena posts updates of our Philippine economy and socio-political happenings and mishaps as well with an approach of so much humor and sarcasm that I always die laughing at every word she says in her posts. She is indeed so revolutionary funny and hilarious.
and

Rank ONE because: AnakniKulapo makes me laugh at his posts and his ways of injecting so much humor in dealing with personal issues in his life and his environment making me feel so light and so funny.

So here goes Project Lafftrip Laffapallooza:
The Search for the 2008 Philippines 10 Best Humor Blogs is on!
If you happen to be exploring the vastness of cyberspace, bumped into a Pinoy blog somewhere and somewhat, the posts tickled your funny bones and you suddenly see yourself sporting a devilish grin or burst out an uncontrollable laughter that goes “NYAHAHAHA!” Ben David style.
Then it’s payback time. Vote for your favorite humor blogger. Here’s how:
1. You must have your own blog. Only bloggers are qualified to cast their vote and only those who have their own blogs can be classified as bloggers, or vice versa.
2. Through a blog post, cast your vote by ranking 3-5 humor blogs from 1 to 5. 1 being the highest, 2 being second to the highest, and so on and so forth.
3. Humor blogs will then be scored as follows:- Number 1 – 5 votes- Number 2 – 4 votes- Number 3 – 3 votes- Number 4 – 2 votes- Number 5 – 1 vote
4. Your post may be entitled in any way you feel. “Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza”, “Super Cool Blogs”, “Best Humor Blogs”, “5 Blogs Na Nakakatawa”, “Ako at si Ben David” or any way you wanted.
5. Post may be in English or Tagalog.
6. You post must mention that your joining Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza and must link to the site http://kwentongbarbero.com
7. If you think your blog can qualify as Humor Blog, you may vote for yourself but contest host and judges must certify your being a humor blogger. Only the contest host’s and judges’ idea of humor will be the official criteria for classifying blogs as humorous or not humorous. Host your own contest if you insist your idea of humor is the right kind of humor.
8. You can only vote for 3-5 votes. Less than 3 or more than 5 votes will be invalidated. You can’t have a tie in your ranking, it will be invalidated as well.
9. Leave a comment on the contest post Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza to inform them that you’re joining.
10. Should you decide to change your votes or ranking, you must notify the contest host and judges.
11. Here’s a sample of voting entry.
Prizes
1. If one or more of the blogs you have voted for will qualify for the final 10, your name will be entered in a raffle that will conducted by an independent third party committee. One lucky blogger will have a chance to pick one among these three prizes - Nokia N70 Music Edition, Sony Cybershot Digital Camera, o halagang 15,000 pesos.
2. Top 10 qualifiers will be dubbed as Philippines 10 Best Humor Blogs and will receive certificates and exclusive bragging rights. The Top 3 will receive ‘Oscars of Blogging’ trophies. Winners will be announced at http://kwentongbarbero.com in 2008.
For other inquiries, you may contact the contest host at dwmx2@yahoo.com

Golden friendship award

I was tagged by my ever loyal and sweet bespren Vera and it is just but fitting and proper that I should give back this award from my bespren to the following: ellen, Thess, Sasha and to all of my frens in my bloglinks....I challenge you all to see how you're goin' to go about this tag as I perspired, get nauseated and stumbled down as I went over it, LOL!

Rules: Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following. Your answers have to be real places, names, and things. Nothing made up! Use different answers if the person who answered the survey before you had the same initial letter. You can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.—

My name : Starts with “G” and "B" and "X" but of course I got three names so I give you three initials, for short I am GBeX!

Four words that describe me : gorgeous for my G, babyface for my B and xtremely irresistible for my X, nyahahahahah-- eh hirap mag hanap ng desc that starts with X eh bwhahahahahahahah.

State/town/province/country: Galabanga is my hometown and Guinobatan, Albay is my Province.

Boy name: Guido

Girl name: Giselle

Occupation: Guard... that is, guarding the store at midnight in short Sekyu!

Word that describes you the best: Greatguy!

Something you can wear: Guess brand denims and shirt

Something found in a kitchen: Ground beef mixed with Garbanzos

Name one object that is so valuable to you:Gold necklace, Guess dresswatch with gold

Something you shout:Gahgahhh, gabundok na tanga nyaaayyyy!

Something you do at school: Gallivant

Name of a friend/schoolmate: Genivieve, Genny, Genie, Genio

Name of an animal: Gorilla, Goose

Name of a drink: Guava Juice, Green tea

Name of a holiday: Great Easter Sunday

Name of a subject in school: Geography

Name of a cousin: Genoveva

Name of a fast food chain: Goldilocks nyahahahahahahaha---

Name of a person you’re crushing or had a crush on: Girlie

Name of a food you like: Guava sinigang, Ground Turkey balls

Name of a food you do not like: Ginisang Sili, in short Bikol Express nyahahahahahah...

Name of a kid’s toy: Gary Lising's Toys for the Big Boys bwhahahahahahahahahha- meron dyan sa Galleria Robinson's, gusto nyong bumili? nyahhahahahahah.

Name of a flowering plant: Gardenia

Name of a shopping mall: Galleria Robinson's

Name of a person you like: Gellie

Name of a person you dislike: Gringo

Name of place in your school: Greenfield, Ground stadium

Name of an object in front of you: Glass of Greentea

Nyahahahahahahhahaha------ isa lang masasabi ko
Bessss: Grabeeeeeee, Ginutom ako, Groggy na groggy ako at Gulping gulpi ang utak ko, at saka Gulat na gulat ako sa pagkamulagat ng mga mata ko at sa pagkawala ng antoks ko sa mga tanung na ito bwhahahahahahahah...

why do people swear? when do people swear?

Swearing per se is an unpleasant habit... but people has certain reasons valid enough to make them get excused from the commission of the act of swearing...

Sometimes, swearing is unintentionally commited because of the following reasons:

Extreme fear..... Extreme anger... Extreme reactions to unexpected startling incidents like a sudden drop or fall or more so, a startling appearance of an unexpected person coming in from nowhere....and many thousand reasons.